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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Clinton Joke
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
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Lawyer Joke
Lawyer: 'Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?'Client: 'After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I?m beginning to think I didn?t. '
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Blonde Joke - 1
A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.
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Cat Joke
Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!
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Bumper Stickers - 6
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Joke of the Day
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, 'Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?'The drunk looks back and says, 'Yes, Preacher, I sure am. 'The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. 'Have you found Jesus?' the preacher asked. 'Nooo, I didn't!' said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, 'Now, brother, have you found Jesus?' 'Noooo, I have not, Reverend. 'The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, 'My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?'The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher. . . 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
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Book title Joke
The big bang by Dina Mite
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Animal World
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting them hang around for oldtimes' sake. The minute the new bull is put into the pasture, he starts servicing the cows. At about the fourth cow, one ofthe old bulls starts to paw the ground and snort. The other asks, 'Why are you doing that?'The old bull answers, 'I don't want him to think I'm one of these cows!'
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