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Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the 'Head Man' do his job. We expect that 1998 will be the most exciting one yet! Why, you might be asking yourself, do I want to be a part of this demanding, yet rewarding program? Check this out: * Be a part of the action in the pulsing, throbbing political scene of the hottest city in the world! * Get up close and personal with some of America's movers and shakers! * See rooms in the White House that even a VIP tour won't show you! * Get total access to plenty of sensitive Presidential activities! Sound like it's for you? Just listen to this testimonial from a former intern: 'I couldn't believe it! After only a few months on the job answering phones and fetching coffee, there I was, debriefing the president. . . . Getting involved in executive branch affairs is just fantastic. '- M. Lewinsky, Beverly Hills, Calif. As you can see, being a White House intern is more than long hours, hot debates and touchy national issues. Still interested? Fill out this information form and send it to the White House at [3]president@whitehouse. gov Name: Hometown: Sex: F__ Age: Measurements: (required for medical purposes) How many beers it takes to get you. . . . . . Giggly: . . . Drunk: . . . Hot: . . . To lie to a federal prosecutor:. . . You've always considered the White House: a) a monument to democracy b) the place where great leaders meet c) vaguely erotic d) extremely erotic Hillary Clinton is a(n): a) model wife and mother b) icon of late 20th century femininity c) an obstacle d) inappropriate companion for the leader of the free world You've always wanted to know more about the President's: a) Israeli policies b) childhood in Hope, Ark. c) romper room d) 'monument to democracy' My social life as an intern would likely consist of: a) hitting Georgetown bars with the other interns b) reading, study c) late nights working at the White House d) late nights working the White House Score 1 point for each a, 2 for each b, 3 for each c, 4 for each d. Scores of 16 can start tomorrow. Scores of 12 and above, please call soon, Uncle Sam wants you. *Please feel free to forward this form to anyone you know who might be interested in this program. The White House is an equal opportunity employer.
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Dog Joke - 2
Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them
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Joke for Kids
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats. One day, she cooked up several different meats and labeled them. As each student took a bite they were asked to identify the animal. Little Sherry took a bite of the meat labeled beef and correctly said that it came from a cow. Tommy took a bite of pork and also correctly identified the meat as coming from a pig. The last meat was labeled venison. The children chewed and chewed and after numerous incorrect guesses the teacher attempted to give them a hint 'what does your mommy call your daddy when he comes home from work at night' she asked?All of a sudden little Joey jumped up from the back of the classroom and yelled 'Jesus Christ! Spit it out, it's Asshole'!
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Cannibal Joke
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
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Waiter Joke
Customer: Why does your sign say 'Fine Dining'? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?
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Medicine Joke
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: 'What are you doing here today?'Woman: 'Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to giveme $5 for it. 'Man: 'Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25. 'The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted somemore before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in thedonation center. Man: 'Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?'Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] 'Unh unh. '
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Bar Joke - 2
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday at 3. 00 P. M. Remember thatwe prefer if you would use the back entrance.
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Weirdest Joke
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick. He's standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick. Seeing the Polak's ignorance, the American wrenches the pole out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures it with the yardstick, and says, 'There! 10 feet long. 'The Polak grabs the yardstick and shouts, 'You idiot American! I don't care how long it is! I want to know how high it is!'
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