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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of comedy theatre panton street and other funny jokes |
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Law Joke
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Bumper Stickers - 1
I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
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Book title Joke
The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin
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Criminal Joke
Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway
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Kids Puns
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in a new location( A very rich area - Expected around $'200
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Dog Joke - 2
What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!
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Children Joke
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their pinkies and say 'Hi there little boy!!'One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they always wave at him with their pinkies. They reply: 'well, that is what size we imagine your penis to be. . . it is just a joke!'The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the tradition. The young boy stops and drops his school books on the ground, sticks all his fingers in his mouth to stretch his lips very wide and says, 'HI THERE LADIES!
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Military Joke
A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M. E. for Medically Exempt. Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M. E. on his papers. 'Does that mean I'm medically exempt?' he asked. 'No, ' answered the doctor. 'M. E. stands for Middle East. Anyone who can wear a truss upside down can certainly ride a camel. '
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