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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !
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Rabbit Joke
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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Dentist Joke
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist.
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Teeth Joke
Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. 'What lovely pearls, dear Beatrice, ' she maliciously remarked. 'Are they real?' Yes, nodded Lady Peel. 'Of course, ' the dowager declared, 'you can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try?' 'Gladly, ' Lady Peel replied. 'But remember, Duchess, you can't tell real pearls with false teeth. '
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Best Joke Online
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when he heard a tiny voice calling to him. 'Hey, mister! Pssst, mister!' Dad looked all around, and spotted a little frog sitting in the grass looking up at him. 'Hey mister, ' said the frog. 'A wicked witch cast a spell on me, and turned me into an ugly frog. If you'll just kiss me I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and be forever grateful. 'Dad reached down, picked up the frog, put it in his pocket, and proceeded to walk on. The frog called out to him again, 'Hey! Didn't you hear me? I said if you'll kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess and be forever grateful. 'Dad replied, 'I heard you, but at my age, I'd rather just have a talking frog!'
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Frog Joke
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte
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Dirty Joke
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
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