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Politics Humor
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there, he saw one sign that said Capitalist Hell, and another that saidSocialist Hell. In front of the Socialist Hell was an incredibly longline, while there was no-one in front of the Capitalist Hell. So theexecutive asked the guard, 'What do they do to you in Socialist Hell?''They boil you in oil, whip you, and then put you on the rack, ' theguard replied. 'And what do they do to you in Capitalist Hell?''The same exact thing, ' the guard answered. 'Then why is everybody in line for Socialist Hell?''Because in Socialist Hell, they're always out of oil, whips, and racks!'
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Mental health Joke
Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?
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Law Enforcement Joke
What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.
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Witch Joke
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later. '
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Top 100 Joke
What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a cold one!
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Zodiac Joke
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.
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Money Joke
I can't find my dollar bill, ' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry, ' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far today. '
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Elephant Joke
Teacher: 'Name six wild animals' Pupil:'Four elephants and two lions !'
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