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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Assorted Joke
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said 'Say your ABCs first'The boy started saying 'A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z'The teacher asked at the end 'Where is your P?' The boy answered 'Running down my pants!!'
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Brother and sister Joke
What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am, ' said the new boy. 'How interesting. What's his favourite trick?' 'He saws people in half. ' 'Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' 'One half brother and two half sisters. '
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Accountant Joke
Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.
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Halloween Joke
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. 'Are you here as a ghost?' asked his friends. 'No, ' he replied, 'I'm an unmade bed. ' Another boy wore a sheet over his head. 'Are you an unmade bed?' asked his friends. 'No, I'm an undercover agent, ' he replied.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !
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Funny College Joke
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, and a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house!
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Joke for Kids
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, 'I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job. Nyah, nyah, nyah. 'The Polak answers, 'The joke's on you, Johnny. Nyah, nyah, nyah--I wasn't even home last night!'
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Music Joke
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.
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