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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Medical Joke
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'.
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie . . . sleeps all night, works all day
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Women Joke
Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!
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Various animal Joke
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
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Rabbit Joke
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!
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Totally Weird Joke
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
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School Joke
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying 'A dollar per point. ' The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $56 change.
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Office Humor
He said. . I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said. . You wear briefs, don't you He said. . Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said. . Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. She said. . What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said. . It's not my fault. . I ran out of money. He said. . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said. . Well, you succeeded. He said. . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you She said. . Turn sideways and look in the mirror. He said. . Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said. . Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. He said. . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said. . I would, but you're never there. He said. . Shall we try a different position tonight? She said. . That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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