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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Father Joke
My teenaged niece was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson. As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, 'Turn left here, and don't forget to let the people behind you know what you're doing. '
She turned to the st
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Music Joke
Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map.
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
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Computer Joke
BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in 'Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit. 'BOOT - What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skill. BUG - What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer screen for more than 15 minutes. Also: What computer magazine companies do to you after they get you on their mailing list. CHIPS - The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals. COPY - What you have to do during school tests because you spend too much time playing games on your computer and not enough time studying. CURSOR - What you turn into when you can't get your computer to perform, as in 'You %@& computer!'DISK - What goes out of your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seven hours at a clip. DUMP - The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you install games on your computer. ERROR - What you made when you first walked into a computer showroom 'just to look. ' EXPANSION UNIT - The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals. FILE - What a secretary can now do to her nails six and a half hours a day, now that the computer does her day's work in 30 minutes. FLOPPY - The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food (see 'CHIPS'). HARDWARE - Tools, such as lawnmowers, rakes and other heavy equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting your computer. IBM - The kind of missile your family members and friends would like to drop on your computer so you'll pay attention to them again. MENU - What you'll never see again after buying a computer because you'll be too poor to eat in a restaurant. PROGRAMS - Those things you used to look at on your television before you hooked your computer up. RETURN - What lots of people do to their computers after they receive their first billing from their internet service provider. TAB - What your friends pick up when they meet you for lunch because you spent all your money on new software. TERMINAL - A place where you can find buses, trains and really good deals on hot computers. WINDOW - What you heave the computer out of after you accidentally erase a program that took you three days to set up.
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Music Joke
Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
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Waiter Joke
Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !
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Aviation Joke
Cessna: 'Jones tower, Cessna '12345
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
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