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Blonde Joke - 1
A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde turns around and shouts, 'Can't you see I'm winning!'
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Heaven and hell Joke
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in. So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to their necks. The guy says 'No, please show me the next room'. Satan shows him the next room and this has people with cow manure up to their noses. And so he says no again. Finally, Satan shows him the third and final room. This time there are people in there with cow manure up to their knees drinking cups of tea and eating cakes. So the guy says, 'I'll choose this room'. Satan says O. K. The guys is standing in there eating his cake and drinking his tea thinking, 'Well, it could be worse', when the door opens. Satan pops his head around, and says 'O. K. tea-break is over. Back on your heads!'
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Ethnic Joke - 1
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know. I havn't find one that could do it yet.
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Business Joke
Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $'100
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Stand Up Joke
There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women are running laps around it and the man decides to use his disability to get affection from one of them. The next time one runs by him, the man calls to her: 'Excuse me Sweetheart, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you hug me?'She looks around to make sure nobody's watching, leans down, and hugs him. The man thinks, 'Wow, I can't believe that worked!', and decides to try it again. Another woman runs by him, and he calls out to her: 'Excuse me Darling, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you kiss me?'She looks around to make sure nobody is watching, leans down and gives him a kiss. The man is amazed at how well this is working out for him! The next time a woman runs by, he calls out to her: ' Excuse me Beautiful, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you f**k me?'The woman looks around to make sure nobody's watching her, leans down, picks the man up out of his chair, throws him in the lake and tells him:'There. . . now you're f**ked!
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Kids Puns
Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, each year male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen . . . had to be a girl!We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fatman in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get lost!
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
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