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Situation Joke
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, 'I'm sorry to have to tell you this, Mr. Jones, but apparently your child was born with no arms, only one leg, and teeth that project six inches out of its mouth. 'Mr. Jones cries, 'My God! What will we do with such a deformed baby?'The doctor says, 'Use it as a rake?'
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My other ride is your mom
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Mental health Joke
Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.
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Various animal Joke
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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Kids Puns
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 'Correction: The cookie recipe in question costs $'350
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Family Comedy Joke
On Jeopardy. . . TREBEK: The category is 'Political Subversion'. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to the destruction of religion, morality, and theAmerican way of life. PLAYER: What is the KGB?TREBEK: Be more specific. PLAYER: What is PBS?TREBEK: Right!
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Joke for Holidays
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died on the same day. When they got to heaven St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but I only have room for one poet. I'll tell you what I'll do. Each of you must make up a poem using the word 'Timbuctoo. ' The one who creates the best poem I'll let into heaven. 'So Shelly goes first. He thinks a bit and after a few moments, he starts, 'I stood upon the burning sand gazing at a far off land. A caravan came into view it's destination: Timbuctoo. ''Very good!' says St. Peter, 'Keats it's your turn. Do you think you can top that one?'Keats just smiled and started his poem: 'Tim and I a hunting went, and found three maidens in a tent. Since they were three and we were two, I bucked one and Timbuctoo. '
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Spelling Joke
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t 'That's not how the dictionary spells it' 'You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !'
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