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Aardvark Joke
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
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Salesmen Joke
Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says 'all cotton. ' Salesman: Oh, That's just to keep the moths away.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony, beautiful sea !
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bart.
Bart who?
Barting up the wrong tree!
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Money Joke
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
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Dirty Joke
Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it's other 100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex. So they all go home to have sex with their wives so they make them scream. The next day the meet. The Italian says, 'I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she was screaming for at least 1 1/2 hours. ' The German says, 'That's nothing, I start licking my wife for two hours and she was screaming the whole time and half hour after that. ' The Greek says, ' That's nothing, I made love to my wife for ten minutes, I came a couple times I wiped my Dick in the curtain and she still screaming. '
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American Joke
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. ' We call this arranged marriage.
I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love. . . I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems. '
The American said, Talking about love marriages. . . I'll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i. e. my brother is my grandson.
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems. .
Gimme a break !!
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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