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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of comedy shows in manchester and other funny jokes |
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar . . . an empty jar
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Computer Joke
Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C. D
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Hair and bald Joke
Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is a paper bag !
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Mother Joke
While waiting in a bookstore for a guest author to sign her latest book, I leafed through some of the Civil War novels she had written. The woman in line behind me commented, 'Those are the best books I've ever read. I couldn't put them down. '
Before I could reply, the author looked over and said, 'Oh, cut it out, Mom!'
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Elderly People Joke
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above 'You will live to be 100. ' She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard 'You will live to be 100. ' Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live! So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe. When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus, died, and went up to heaven. She said to God 'You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?'. God said: 'I didn't recognize you'.
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Horse Joke
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
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Redneck Joke
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
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Fishing Joke
What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!
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