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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Naughty Joke
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their penis' in a snow bank. Sister Margaret sticks her head out the window and says, 'Boys! Boys!Whatever are you doing. . . you're going to catch pneumonia. Put your penis' away. 'The tallest altar boy turns around and yells, 'Sister Margaret, don't worry, we know what we're doing. Father Porter always likes a couplecold ones after work. . . . '
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Food Joke
Q. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!
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Doctor Joke
I think I'm a cat?
How long has this been going on?
Oh, since I was a kitten I guess!
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Balloon.
Balloon who?
Balloon velvet!
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Random Joke
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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History Joke
Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
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Cop Joke
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light.
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Christmas Joke - 2
What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'
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