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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of comedy scripts wanted and other funny jokes |
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !
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Answer me this Joke
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!
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Fun Funny Joke
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None - it should be open when she brings it to you!
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Frog Joke
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
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Burger Joke
Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
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Bus Joke
What 'bus' crossed the ocean? Columbus.
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School Joke
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
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