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Romance Joke
'Doctor, ' the embarrassed man said, 'I have a sexual problem. I can't getit up for my wife anymore. 'Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I cando. 'The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. 'Take off yourclothes, Mrs. Thomas, ' the medic said. 'Now turn all the way around. Liedown please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on. 'The doctor took the husband aside. 'You're in perfect health, ' he said. 'Your wife didn't give me an erection either. '
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Blonde Joke - 2
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying 'Disney World Left!'After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said 'Oh well!' and started driving back home.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Saddam.
Saddam who?
Saddam, and shut up!
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School Joke
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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Best Joke
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. 'What are you doing?' his mother asked. 'The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken, ' the Boy explained, so 'I'm looking for the seal!'
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Bumper Stickers - 4
If my car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it.
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Funny College Joke
'I'm worried, ' said the woman to her sex therapist. 'I happened to find my daughter and the little boy next door both naked and examining each other's bodies. ''That's not unusual, ' smiled the therapist. 'I wouldn't worry about it. ''But I am worried, doctor, ' insisted the woman, 'and so is my daughter's husband!'
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Beauty Joke
I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
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