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Doctor Joke
Dad's pager went off, summoning him to the hospital, where he is an anesthetist. As he raced toward the hospital, a patrol car sped up behind him--lights flashing. Dad hung his stethoscope out the window to signal that he was on an emergency call. Within seconds, came the police officer's hand in response, dangling a pair of handcuffs out the window.
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Hair and bald Joke
Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.
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Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage
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Snowman Joke
Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !
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College Humor
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!
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Medical Joke
The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. This is the answer he submitted: 1. It's fresher. 2. It's cleaner. 3. The cats can't get to it. 4. It's easier to take on a picnic. He also added: 'It comes in such cute containers. '
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College Humor
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes home and your dog returns to life!
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Situations Humor
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost hiscigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. 'Nosense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes, ' hesaid to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer andflattened the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. 'Here, ' she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. 'I found them in the hallway. ''Now, ' she said, 'if only I could find my parakeet. '
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