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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Mad Joke
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. 'I would like to buy this TV, ' she told the salesman. 'Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, ' he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman 'I would like to buy this TV. ' 'Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, ' he replied. 'Darn, he recognized me, ' she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. 'I would like to buy this TV. ' Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, ' he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed 'How do you know I'm a blonde?' 'Because that's a microwave, ' he replied.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.
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School Joke
Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!
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Office Humor
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, 'Who can tell me what this is?' A little girl raised her hand. 'Yes, Janie, what do you think it is?' 'It's a cow, teacher. ' 'Very good, Janie, ' said the teacher. Then she drew a picture of a pig, and a little boy answered correctly. She drew several other barnyard animals and was unable to stump the class. Finally, she decided to try something a little more difficult. She drew a stag with a large spread of antlers. The kids just stared, but nobody offered an answer. 'I'll give you a hint, ' said the teacher. 'What does your mommy call your daddy when she's trying to be 'lovey-dovey'?' Instantly, little Johnny raised his hand and said, - 'ooh, ooh!, I know, Teacher. It's a big horny bastard!'
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Various animal Joke
When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !
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Situations Humor
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter. The lady serving says: 'I'm sorry Sir, this is a clock shop not a cock shop. ' 'Well, put two hands and a face on this. ' replies the man.
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Romance Joke
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, 'You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''Why?''Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman my wifeappears out of nowhere. '
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