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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of comedy nottingham and other funny jokes |
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Cow Joke
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
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Instrument Joke
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is. The local person replies, 'Oh, that is Beethoven. He's decomposing. '
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Aardvark Joke
What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!
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Monster Joke
Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.
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Elderly People Joke
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say. . . . BINGO!
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Joke of the Day
'When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it when you're talking to them. 'The youth says that he does not see what the pharmacist means by this, so the pharmacist says that he should observe when the next customer comes in and watch how he or she is dealt with. Presently a middle aged woman comes in to the shop and asks for something for a tummy bug. The pharmacist says, 'There's a lot of that virus going about, but this pink mixture should sort you out!''Oh thank you very much!' says the middle aged woman and she leaves the shop. So the pharmacist says the youth can serve the next customer while he goes to tea break, 'And remember to put some poetry into it' he says. Anyway, the youth waits around and nobody comes in, so he decides to go to the restroom. Just as he's about to nip off, a young teenage girl comes in. 'Can I help you?' he asks. She replies very embarrassedly that she would like to buy some sanitary towels, to which the youth replies :'Hang on Miss, I'm dying for a piss, but I'll be back in a flash, with a sash for your gash!'
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Short Stupid Joke
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing 'Love' stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says 'I'm sending out '1
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Parent Joke
Honey, said Mrs. Beldon to her husband, 'Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia. ' 'Encyclopedia, my eye!' exclaimed Beldon. 'Let him walk to school like I did. '
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