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Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ' See those guys over there ? ' Chanowski says. ' I'm going over there and ask them what they think of Polaks. ' Chanowki walks up to the two guys sitting at the other end of the bar and asks them what they think of Polaks. One of the men gives Chanowski the finger. The middle finger. Chanowski then walks back to his drinking buddy. ' Well , what do they think of Polaks?' he asks. 'We're still number one , ' replies Chanowski.
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Food Joke
What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
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Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds. After climbing the first cloud he met a stinky, unattractive woman who said, 'Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success. 'Jack chose to climb the ladder. At the next cloud he met a slightly better looking woman who said, 'Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success. ' Figuring it only gets better, Jack chose to climb the ladder some more. At the next cloud, he met a very attractive woman who said, 'Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success. ' Things were getting better the higher he got, so Jack chose to climb the ladder even more. At the fourth cloud, he met the most gorgeous woman to ever grace the Universe. She looked at him seductively and begged, 'Have sex with me or climb the ladder to success. ' Jack was extremely tempted to satisfy his urges but still, he climbed the ladder to success. At the fifth cloud, Jack was startled when a greasy, 500lb naked man with a pimply penis grabbed him. Jack asked, 'Who are you?'To which he replied, 'Oh, I'm Cess'!
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Father Joke
It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, 'I bet I know what it is. Some flowers. ' '
That's right' the boy said, '
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Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!
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A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter. 'I would like a loan of '30
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What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.
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