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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of comedy nights manchester and other funny jokes |
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Car and train Joke
What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? 'Am I exhausted!'
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Christmas Joke - 1
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? 'A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year' !
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Music Joke
Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.
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Clinton Joke
Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.
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Religious Joke
Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice.
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School Joke for Kids
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her. When he'd finished she paid him and said, 'I'm going to make a . . . well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret. 'The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. 'Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man -- sigh -- he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . 'The repairman could hardly speak, 'Yes yes!''And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door . . . ''Yes yes!''Would you help me move the refrigerator?'
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Blonde Joke - 2
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, 'I will grant three wishes, one for each of you. 'The first said, 'I wish I were smarter. 'So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, 'I wish I were smarter than she is. 'She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, 'I wish I were smarter than both of them!'So, she became a man.
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Why did the blonde fail her driver's license exam? She wasn't used to the front seat! Why did she finally pass her test? She took the examiner with her.
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