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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of comedy manchester and other funny jokes |
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Computer Joke
A mechanical, electrical and a software engineer from Microsoft were driving through the desert when the car broke down. The mechanical engineer said 'It seems to be a problem with the fuel injection system, why don't we pop the hood and I'll take a look at it. ' To which the electrical engineer replied, 'No I think it's just a loose ground wire. I'll get out and take a look. ' Then, the Microsoft engineer jumps in. 'No, no, no. If we just close up all the windows, get out, wait a few minutes, get back in, and then reopen the windows everything will work fine. '
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Dumb Joke
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What's are these, Dad?' To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex. ' 'Oh I see, ' replied the boys pensively. 'Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school. ' He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?' The dad replies, 'Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday. ' 'Cool!' says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?' 'Those are for college men, ' The dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday. ' 'WOW!' exclaimed the boy. 'Then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March. . . '
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Dirty Joke
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: 'I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth. ' The woman then says: 'Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!' To which the dentist replies: 'Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair. '
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Situation Joke
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single life. It was no secret that she was looking to get married. As she came back from her lunch hour with another bag from the drug store, a co-worker said, 'In the past 3 weeks you've bought enough birth control pills to last a year, lots of vaginal foam, flavored douches, several diaphragms and Lord knows how many condoms. And you don't even have a boyfriend. Whom are you trying to seduce ?' She smiled slyly and replied, 'The Druggist, silly. '
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Funniest Joke
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, 'What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?' 'I give it to them, ' replied the lawyer, 'and then I send them a bill. ' The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
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Love and Marriage Joke
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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Stand Up Joke
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, 'God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?'. God replied, 'Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell. ' St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling 'God, God, they're gone, they're gone!' 'Who, the New Yorkers?'. 'No, the Pearly Gates. '
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