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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Totally Strange Humor
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
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Clean Humor
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice. Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers. Proctologist: the rare profession in which the M. D. starts out at the bottom and stays there.
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Music Joke
Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Old Age Joke
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.
To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.
He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. 'Who's the boss around here?' he asked.
'I am. ' said the man.
'I have a black horse and a brown horse,' the farmer said, 'which one would you like?'
The man thought for a minute and said, 'The black one. '
'No, no, no, get the brown one. ' the man's wife said.
'Here's your chicken. ' said the farmer.
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Ethnic Joke - 1
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate the problem. 'Hmmm. . . muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a MonkeyWrench. ' He says. He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Offin the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman andseveral small black children playing in the yard. The Farmer yells to her 'Hey Miss, do you happen to have MonkeyWrench?''What?' She yells back. 'A Monkey Wrench!!?' He screams. 'What?''MONKEY WRENCH!!?. . . MONKEY WRENCH!!?''Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!'
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Dirty Joke
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. 'Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army, ' the general said. 'Nothing to it - you'll catch on again fast. ' Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said, 'OK, sweetheart, it's back to the village for you. '
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Joke for Kids
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road. After several hours of hard toil, the Polish guy hits his shovel on something hard in the ground. Both men work hurriedly to dig the object out and discover that its a treasure chest. On opening it they find jewels, coins, gold etc. beyond their wildest dreams. Both are wild with happiness and dance around madly. When they have calmed down, the Russian takes the Polish workman's hand and ernestly says 'Sir, we will share this just like Russian - Polish comrades should' and the Polish guy says, 'Oh no, 50 - 50'!
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Doctor Joke
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better. The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, 'Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers. '
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