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Spoof Joke
'What kind of job do you do?' a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment. 'I'm a naval surgeon, ' he replied. 'Goodness!' said the lady, 'How you doctors specialize these days!'
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Joke for Speeches
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? --Age 15 Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. --Age 13 It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December '26
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Kids School Joke
Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
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Easy to Remember Joke
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!'In Memory of The Twin Towers'Warning song to Osama bin Laden(the tune of Rawhide)The devil came from nowhereHe attacked us from the sky. He bloodied up our nationdidn't give a reason why. Now he's placed a spear in our eyesaid its done it Allahs nameSo God's coming lookin for himAnd he's got himself to blame. No more runnin, no more hiding, there's no place for you to goFor the wrath of God is coming and he isn't movin slow. You defiled the love of all mankind without a single thoughtAnd the world is coming for you now with everything its got. Just go hidin in your hillsYou'll be buried in your caves. You'll get what you've got comin nowFor being Satans slaves. You've woke the sleeping giantFrom his legendary sleepNow with open roar like lionsThere's one promise he will keepNo more runnin, no more hiding, there's no place for you to goFor the wrath of God is coming and he isn't movin slow. You've defiled the love of all mankind without a single thoughtAnd the world is coming for you now with everything its got. So don't close your eyes a momentCause you surely see death there. Don't waste your time in moaninYou just haven't got a prayer. You chose to terrify the worldwith your sensely killing spreeBrought violence into our livesPlaced hate inside of me. No more runnin, no more hiding, there's no place for you to goFor the wrath of God is coming and he isn't movin slow. You've defiled the love of all mankind without a single thoughtAnd the world is coming for you now with everything its got. In this peaceful loving NationHome of brave and of the freeAll are calling up your numberover land and over seaWe have seen the vileness in your soulthe horrors you createNow this angry nations cominglook around we're at your gateNo more runnin, no more hiding, there's no place for you to goFor the wrath of God is coming and he isn't movin slow. You've defiled the love of all mankind without a single thoughtAnd the world is coming for you now with everything its got. Yes this world is coming for you now (Pause) with everything its got.
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Ghost Joke
What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.
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Strange Humor
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter was wandering through the countryside, trying to evade a Soviet agent, who was in hot pursuit, found himself near an old castle, and went inside for refuge. Soon he found that the Soviet agent had followed him into the castle so our hero slipped into the nearest hiding-place, which was a medieval armor. He remained there, very still, until the Soviet gave up in disgust, and left him free to continue working for the liberation of his native land. Why didn't the Soviet agent think to look inside the armor?'Very simple, . . . As a well-trained Marxist, he would never consider any capitalistic lie as that there was a Czech in the mail. '
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The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama
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