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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. February '1
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Bird Joke
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
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Bath Joke
Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !
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Bar Joke - 2
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. 'What seems to be the problem?'The wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage. After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless. He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to the husband, 'Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!' The husband scratched his head and replied. . . 'I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays. '
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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Law Joke
“You’re a cheat!” shouted the client to his lawyer. “You’re a scoundrel! You’ve kept me hanging for months and got rich on my case alone!”
“That’s gratitude,” said the offended lawyer. “And right after I named my new yacht after you. ”
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Car and train Joke
What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away. .
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Romance Joke
One day a wife complained, 'This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch. 'The husband grunted and replied, 'The darn clock always was slow. '
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