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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Spoof Joke
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWater proof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proof alchoholReusable ice cubesSee through tiolet tissueSkinless bananasDo it yourself roadmapHelicopter ejector seat
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Mad Joke
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.
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Law and Lawyer Joke
How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. You too can win arguments. Simply follow these rules: -=- Make things up. Suppose, in the Peruvian economy argument, you are trying to prove that Peruvians are underpaid, a position you base solely on the fact that YOU are underpaid, and you are not going to let a bunch of Peruvians be better off. DON'T say: 'I think Peruvians are underpaid. ' Say instead: 'The average Peruvian's salary in 1981 dollars adjusted for the revised tax base is $'1
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Bus Joke
Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No, ' called a lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on. ' All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. 'How you like it?' asked the barber. 'Real fine, ' said the redneck. 'But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?'
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Bar Joke - 1
An Englishman, American, and Irishman, all walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender hands them there beer, however there are flies in each mug of beer.
Well the Englishman pushes the beer aside and says, 'That's disgusting. '
The American pulls the fly out and starts drinking the beer.
The Irishman pulls the fly out, sets it on the counter and shouts, 'SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD. '
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Vampire Joke
What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
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