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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Farmer Joke
Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !
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Simple Joke
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?A: 'Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!'
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Joke Online
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
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Animal World
Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.
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Sport Joke
A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, 'Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!' The golfer, annoyed, says, 'What is it?' 'It's a special golf ball, ' says the salesman. 'You can never lose it!' 'Whattaya mean, ' scoffs the golfer, 'you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?' 'No problem, ' says the salesman. 'It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it. ' 'Well, what if you hit it into the woods?' 'Easy, ' says the salesman. 'It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed. ' 'Okay, ' says the golfer, impressed. 'But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?' 'No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!' The golfer buys it at once. 'Just one question, ' he says to the salesman. 'Where did you get it?' 'I found it. '
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Mother Joke
To help a busy mother get away for a two-week vacation, my sister agreed to stay with the woman's three children. On the first evening, she cooked one of their favorite meals. To the youngsters' delight, dinner after dinner, she 'guessed' what they liked. When my sister returned home, we asked her what the secret of her success was. 'Each afternoon I would flip through the cookbook until I found a page that was ripped, smudged and food-splattered,' she explained. 'Then I would make that recipe. It worked every time!'
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Lawyer Joke
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. 'Darling, it was just a shark, ' assured his wife when he came to. 'You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere. '
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Various animal Joke
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
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