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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funniest Joke
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy who's only wish was to meet the Virgin Mary. The plane crashed and Bill and Phil both died. Heaven and Hell got all mixed up that day, so the religious guy went to Hell, and Bill went to heaven--temporarily for 20 minutes. On their way back, they bumped into each other and Phil said, 'Oh, my ONLY hope in the world is to see the Virgin Mary', and Bill Clinton replies. . . 'Sorry, buddy, you're 15 minutes late!'
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Food and Drink Joke
A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. 'I'll have fish and chips twice, ' he orders. 'Sure, I heard you the first time, ' came the reply.
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Face Joke
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
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Miscellaneous Joke
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman and he went hunting as often as he could. The other was his friend who is a peaceful nature loving fellow, who didn't really want to hurt anything. They had been out in the woods for some time, when they picked up the tracks of a deer. They soon caught up with it, and when they saw it, it was obvious why it had been so easy to catch up to - it had a terrible infection over it's left eye, which it couldn't even see out of. The hunter started to take aim with his shotgun, but his friend begged him to stop. Hey! he said, 'Can't you see that's a bad eye deer?'
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Funniest Joke
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he finds himself being sized up by St. Peter. 'Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows XP. I'm going to do something I've never done before . . . I'm going to let you decide where you want to go. ''So what's the difference between the two?' Bill asked. St. Peter said, 'I could let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision. ''Fine! Where should I go first?' 'You decide. ' 'Okay then, ' said Bill, 'Let's try Hell first. 'So Bill Gates went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased. 'This is great!' he told St. Peter. 'If this is Hell, I'd REALLY like to see Heaven!''Fine, ' said St. Peter, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but nothing like Hell. It didn't take long for Bill to reach his decision. 'I think I prefer Hell, ' he told St. Peter. So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming among hot flames in a dark cave, being burned and tortured by demons. 'How's everything going?' he asked Bill Gates. His voice filled with anguish and disappointment, Bill responded, 'This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the water?''Oh, that was a demo, ' replied St. Peter. 'This is the release version. '
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Easy to Remember Joke
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
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Book title Joke
Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face
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Joke for Holidays
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he hops off the bar stool, pees on the floor and leaves. Another pig comes in, drinks his beer, pees on the floor and leaves. A third and forth piggy come in and do the same exact thing. Finally, a fifth piggy comes in to the bar and orders a beer. After finishing his beer, he gets off the bar stool and begins to walk out the door. Before reaching the door, the bartender yells - 'Hey Pig. . . aren't you going to pee on the floor like the others?'To which the pig replies - 'No you idiot! Everyone knows that the last little piggy goes WEE WEE WEE - all the way home!'
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