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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Warped Humor Joke
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!
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Insect Joke
What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !
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Religion Joke
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest, 'I had an affair with a woman. . . almost. ' The priest says, 'what do you mean almost?' The man says, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed togetherbut then I stopped. ' The priest replies, 'Rubbing together is the same as puttingit in. You're not to go near that woman again, now say fiveHail Marys and put $50 in the poor box. ' The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment andthen starts to leave. The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him andsays, 'I saw that, you didn't put any money in the poor box!' The man replied, 'Well Father, I rubbed up against it and yousaid it was the same as putting it in!'
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Internet Joke
Have you seen www. needleinahaystack. com? Yes, but it took ages to find.
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Horse Joke
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
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Various animal Joke
Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !
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School Joke
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !
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