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Romance Joke
'Will the father be present during the birth?'asked the obstetrician. 'Nah, ' replied the mother-to-be, 'He and my husband don't get along. '
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Christmas Joke - 1
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 5 eighty six, 4 sectors bad, 3 ports not responding, 2 GPFs, and Windows 95 for my PC On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 6 ints conflictin
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Dumb People Joke
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in a room with 50 women suffering from PMS?--A wine & cheese party!
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Insect Joke
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. 'But why do we have to hurry?' said one. 'Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line''.
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Rabbit Joke
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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Top 100 Joke
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Old People Joke
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again. '
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'
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Stupid Men
What's the soft, fleshy tissue that surrounds a penis.
A man.
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