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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Sporting Joke
A farmer dies and goes to hell. While down there the Devil notices that a farmer is not suffering like the rest. He checks the gauges and sees that it's 90 degrees and about 80 percent humidity. So the Devil goes over to the farmer and asks why he's so happy. The farmer says, 'I like it here, the temperature is just like plowing my fields in June. ' The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer, so he goes over and turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and the humidity to 90 percent. After turning everything up he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him standing around just as happy as can be. The Devil quizzes the farmer again as to why he's so happy. The farmer says, 'This is even better, it's like pulling weeds in the fields during July. ' The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the farmer suffer, so he turns the heat up to 120 degrees and the humidity to 100 percent. Once again, he goes looking for the farmer, and finds him sitting on the floor -- even happier than before! The farmer turns to the Devil and says, 'This is great, it's just like working in the silo with my friends in August. ' The Devil says, 'That's it, I'll get this farmer. ' He goes over and turns the temperature down to 25 degrees and sets the weather control to SNOW. 'Lets see what the farmer has to say about THIS. ' A little while later, the Devil finds the farmer -- only NOW he's jumping up and down for joy and yelling, 'The Packers have finally won the Superbowl!'
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Weird Women Joke
The seven kinds of passionate women 1. The Optimist - 'Yes! Yes! Yes!' 2. The Pessimist - 'No! No! No!' 3. The Confused - 'Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!' 4. The Asthmatic - written rendition of gasping 5. The Sprinter - 'Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!' 6. The Religious - 'Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! 7. The Mathematician - 'More! More! More! More!
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Spoof Joke
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, 'How many children do you have?''Ten, ' she replied. 'What are their names?' he asked. 'LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy, ' she answered. 'They're all named LeRoy?' he asked 'What if you want them to come in from playing outside?''Oh, that's easy, ' she said. 'I just call 'LeRoy, ' and they all come running in. ''And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?''I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner
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Funny College Joke
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: 'Is this a question?' - Discuss. After a short time he wrote: 'If that is a question, then this is an answer. ' The student received an 'A' on the exam. A Boston brokerage house advertised for a 'young Harvard graduate or the equivalent. ' Among the inquiries received was one from a Yale grad. He said, 'Do you mean two Princeton men, or a Yale man part time?'
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A pirate was talking to a 'land-lubber' in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate, 'How did you loose your leg?' The pirate responded, 'I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!' His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, 'What about you hand. Did you lose it at the same time?' 'No, ' answered the pirate. 'I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys. ' Finally, the land-lubber asked, 'I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you lose your eye?' The pirate answered, 'I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in me eye. ' The land-lubber asked: 'How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?' Th e pirate snapped, 'It was the day after I got me hook. '
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Face Joke
A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. 'When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile, ' she said. 'Why, was he disappointed with the view?' 'No, he fell over the edge. '
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Beauty Joke
Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight, ' said Julie. 'It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.
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