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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funny College Joke
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Fishing Joke
Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!
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Mother Joke
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.
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Naughty Joke
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know whatto do. He's fumbling around for a while, but finally his wife gets fed upand says, 'Jeb, ya big idiot! Yer s'pposed to take that thing you playwith and put it where I pee!'. . . So he got his bowling bowl and threw it in the outhouse!
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Blonde Joke - 2
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. 'Six please' she said, 'I could never eat twelve!'
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Dumb Men Joke
Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!
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Computing Joke
MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If the deal goes through, it will be the first time a computer software company has acquired a major world religion. With the acquisition, Pope John Paul II will become the senior vice-president of the combined company's new Religious Software Division, while MICROSOFT senior vice-presidents Michael Maples and Steven Ballmer will be invested in the College of Cardinals, said MICROSOFT Chairman Bill Gates. 'We expect a lot of growth in the religious market in the next five to ten years, ' said Gates. 'The combined resources of MICROSOFT and the Catholic Church will allow us to make religion easier and more fun for a broader range of people. 'Through the MICROSOFT Network, the company's new on-line service, 'we will make the sacraments available on-line for the first time' and revive the popular pre-Counter-Reformation practice of selling indulgences, said Gates. 'You can get Communion, confess your sins, receive absolution -- even reduce your time in Purgatory -- all without leaving your home. ' A new software application, MICROSOFT Church, will include a macro language which you can program to download heavenly graces automatically while you are away from your computer. An estimated '17
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