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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of comedy club west end and other funny jokes |
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Divorce Joke
Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified he'd stepped out 'for a beer' on the Fourth of July, '1917
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I Drive Like This To Piss You Off
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Computer Joke
My computer's sick with a virus; I think my modem is a carrier
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Computers Joke
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer. Abbot: That's great Lou. What did you get? Costello: A Pentium II-'266
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Fishing Joke
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
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Book title Joke
Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood
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Totally Weird Joke
What's the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones.
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Naughty Joke
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. 'Veronica, I just don't know what to do, ' Gloria said to her friend at work. 'That good-looking Alex in accounting asked me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?''Oh, my God!' her friend exclaimed. 'He'll wine you, dine you, and thenuse any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll rip off yourdress and you'll have fantastic s*x!''What should I do?' asked Gloria. Her friend quickly replied, 'Wear an old dress. '
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