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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Book title Joke
Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee
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Book title Joke
My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball
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Office Humor
Why didn't Helen Keller ever change her baby?
She could find it!
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!
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Father Joke
A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
'Davey, what sound does a cow make?'
Davey replied, 'It goes 'moo'. '
'Alice, what sound does a cat make?'
Alice said, 'It goes
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What's the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
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Law Joke
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, 'Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?'
The lawyer replied, 'Of course, how much was the roast?'
'$7. 98. ' said the butcher.
A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7. 98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150
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Animal World
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice herringbone tweed trousers. The guy immediately reaches into his jacket pocket and retrieves a doggie biscuit which he starts to offer to Fido. A businessman, who is also waiting to cross the street, observes this happening and interrupts, 'Excuse me buddy, but are you aware of the fact that your dog just pissed all down the leg of your pants?' 'Yes, I'm trying to break him of this dreadful habit', replies the blind man. 'Well, it's none of my business, ' says the onlooker, 'but you're not going to teach him much by rewarding him with a biscuit!' To which the blind fellow chuckles, 'Oh I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his ass!'
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