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Mother Joke
When Johnny had a new sister, he became envious of the attention she was getting. One day while his mother was nursing the baby, Johnny was getting unyielding about being on mom's lap. Mom wasn't able to deal with both children at that time and told Johnny to go wait for her. He then asked his mom: 'Mommy, can you please put Clara back in your tummy now?'
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Just for Laughs Joke
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row !!Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over hundred. Brunette: My god ! I had no idea he was that good. Blonde: (looking shocked) oh, you meant with one guy. . .
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Clinton Joke
Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!
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Aardvark Joke
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard
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Worlds Best Joke
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of marriage. They received many gifts at the wedding but their favorite was a set of towels embroidered with the words: 'hiss and hearse'(woo-hoo!. . . that was terrible! :)
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Men Joke
How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
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Miscellaneous Joke
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer. A guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it. 'But you've got no arms. . . you can't do this job!' says the church leader. The new applicant shouts back - 'Sure I can. . . I'll do it with my mouth!' So the church hires him and he starts his bell-ringing duties the next day. He begins ringing the bell using only his mouth, but the bell is so heavy, it tosses him out the window to the ground and splatters him dead. He's lying dead on the ground and a big crowd gathers around him. 'Who is that guy?' one person says. 'I don't know says another, but his face sure rings a bell. . . '
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little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god is both girl and boy little boy: mummy is god black or white? mummy: why god is both black and white little boy: mummy is god gay or strait? mummy: why god is both gay and strait little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?
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