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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?
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School Joke
Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.
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Various animal Joke
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. 'But will it be all right in the rain?' she asked anxiously. 'Oh certainly, ma'am, ' said the manager smoothly. 'After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?'
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Joke for Halloween
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs. And the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and 'splash' they're all in the pool. The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom. Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him. He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering. Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: 'Three years I've spent learning to swim with my freakin' ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some idiot puts a swimming cap on me!'
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Apple Joke
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.
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Simple Joke
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, 'Nobody loves me. . the whole world hates me!' Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: 'That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you. '
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Best Joke Online
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous evenings' events. The woman says, 'You are a terrible lover!'The man replies, 'How can you tell after only 30 seconds?!'
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!
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