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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Children Joke
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: 'So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?'The little boy replied, 'Thank God he's in bed!'
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Satire Joke
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say. . . 'insert Bill here!'
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Totally Strange Humor
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man. '
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Pig Joke
FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!
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Bar Joke - 2
To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don't cheat!Spell Fort 5 timesSay Fort 4 timesSpell Fort 4 timesSay Sort 3 times Spell Fort two timesSay Fort onceQuick!. . . What do you eat cereal with? (Scroll Down)*****************You're pretty weird. . . most people use a Spoon! :)
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Yo momma Joke
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
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Food and Drink Joke
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead. '
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Mad Joke
A young man wanted to get his beautiful 'blonde' wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cellphone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, 'Hi hun, 'he says 'how do you like your new phone?', she replies: 'I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though. ''What's that, baby?' asks the husband. 'How did you know I was at Wal Mart?'
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