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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of comedy club essex and other funny jokes |
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Worlds Best Joke
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
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Zodiac Joke
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?
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Dog Joke - 2
What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!
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Journalist Joke
An honest weatherman says, 'Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong. '
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School Joke for Kids
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender. The bartender walks up, hands the duck a menu, waits a while, and comes back to take his order. 'What'll it be?' the bartender says. The duck says, 'I think I'll have the grapes. ' 'Well, I'm sorry sir, but this is a bar, we don't serve grapes here. Now, I'll let you look a bit longer and wave when you know what you want. ' The duck looks at the menu, then waves the bartender down. 'Ok, you got your order?' The duck nods, saying, 'I'll think I'll have the grapes. ' The bartender, kind of peeved from the duck, says, 'Look Mac, we don't have any grapes here. This is a bar. We don't serve grapes, so what will you have?!' The duck looks at him in the eyes and says, 'I'll have the grapes. 'The bartender, enraged, shouts, 'If you ask for the grapes one more time I'm going to nail your feathered a** to the barstool!!' The bartender cools off a bit. 'Now what will you get?!' 'Got any nails?' 'OF COURSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? AN APPLIANCE STORE?' 'Good, got any grapes?'
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Best Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken's day off!
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Farming Joke
A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks. 'That's a lot of chicks, ' commented the proprietor. 'I mean business, ' the city slicker replied. A week later the yuppie was back again. 'I need another 100 chicks, ' he said. 'Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming, ' the man told him. 'Yeah, ' the yuppie replied. 'If I can iron out a few problems. ' 'Problems?' asked the proprietor. 'Yeah, ' replied the yuppie, 'I think I planted that last batch too close together. '
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Waiter Joke
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .
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