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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of comedy club brighton and other funny jokes |
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Old People Joke
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, 'Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. '
'I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. '
'The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1. 37. '
'Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars. '
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Stand Up Joke
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit. . . Answer. . . The Bucket
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie . . . a study in silver
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Sport Joke
Golfer: 'I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course. ' Caddy: 'Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth. '
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Bar Joke - 1
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here. The guy says, 'You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular. ' The bartender says 'Prove it. ' The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation. 'That's incredible!' says the bartender. 'I would never have believed it!' 'Yeah', said the guy, 'I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?' The bartender directs him to the men's room. The guy goes in and '5
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Cow Joke
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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Book title Joke
Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N. Stine
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Blonde Joke - 2
One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said 'when your going down the flume shout out the on thing that you want and you will land in it at the bottom. So the black haired woman went down and shouted 'money' and landed in a load of cash, the brown haired woman went down and shouted 'gorgous men!' and landed in a pile of men. The blonde woman wasnt listening to the genie so she went down shouting weeeeeee.
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