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Miscellaneous Joke
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says 'not yet. ' A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says 'not yet. ' Finally they say, 'When can we see the baby?' And the mother says, 'When the baby cries. ' And they ask, 'Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?' The new mother says, 'because I forgot where I put it. '
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Dog Joke - 2
Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !
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Elderly People Joke
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man'soldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceousblonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend asked 'How in the hell did YOU land a wifelike that?'The old man whispered back, 'Easy. I told her I was 90!'
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Bumper Stickers - 3
How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
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Dog Joke - 2
What is the dogs favourite city ?
New Yorkie !
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Snake Joke
What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??
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Cowboy Joke
Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. 'I know that smart aleck Tex, ' said the first. 'He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back. ' 'Not Tex, ' the second cowboy replied. 'He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure all he'll say is hello. ' 'I know Tex better than either of you, ' said the third. 'He's so smart, he'll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now. ' Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, 'Audi, partners!'
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