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Halloween Joke
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
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Joke of the Day
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don't know. . . Why?- Because blonde boys are stupid as well!
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Easter Joke
What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!
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Funniest Joke
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night. The Jews had trouble throughout their history with the unsympathetic Genitals. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apolstles. Unleavened bread is bread made without ingredients. Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 commandments. The seventh commandment is 'thou shalt not admit adultery'Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption. The people who followed Jesus was called the 12 decibles. The epistles were the wives of the apostles. One of the opposums was St. Matthew. Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh, see you later !
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Internet Joke
What goes round the middle of the Internet? The e-quator.
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!
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I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. . .
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