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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Redneck Joke
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The letter 'E'Sent by T. JONES
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Blonde Joke - 2
Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!
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Humor Joke
John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said, 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?' 'No, ' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt. '
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Car and train Joke
Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.
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Police Joke
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains justbecame too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other end to the bike and told the man that if he was going too fast, to honk the horn on his bike and that he would slow down. Everything went fine for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the biketook off after the other. A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120 mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted t he speeds from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had two Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. He then relayed, '. . . and you're not going to believe this, there is a guy on a bike honking his horn trying to pass. . . .
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!
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Funny Famous Joke
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
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Computing Joke
Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start to surfand then my hair stands up with frightthe footsteps coming down the hallare quickening in pacethere is no time to exitno way to save my faceso I press the power buttonand relax just a bitthere is no way he can tellexactly what I hitI act all surpriseddon't know why my machine died'simply unpredictable thesecomputers are!' I cried'So we'll get you a new onea computer that won't crash' he exclaimsDo you think he'll wonderwhen the new one acts the same?
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