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Simple Joke
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, 'Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?' The other guy says, 'Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!'
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He will clean them.
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April Fools Joke
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or '16
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
There were these three brothers that were very close to each other. The brothers always went to a local bar on every Friday at 5:30 on the dot. When the brothers got married they all got married to their wifes to be on the same day and at the same place. When the brothers moved away from each other to go on with their lives with their new wife, they all promised each other that they would still go to the bar every friday at 5:30 and drink for each other. On the first Friday that the brothers were separated, the first brother went to a local bar and ordered three drinks. He took one sip from the first glass the took one sip from the second glass then from the third. He did this until all the beer was gone, then he paid the bartender and went home. This kept up for about three week before the bartender finally asked why he did that. The guy explained about the promise th at he had with his brothers. The bartender said that he thought that was a very good promise to keep with each other. One day the same guy came in and asked for only two glasses of beer. The bartender thinking something awful has happened, said 'I am awfully sorry about your brother. ' The guy not knowing anything about what the bartender was talking about said 'What happened to him?' The bartender said that when he only ordered two drinks instead of three he thought that something awful had happened. The brother then said 'No, nothing happened to my brother, I just decided to give up alcohol. '
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Old People Joke
I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind, Quite blank as I recall. I noticed in that windowA cranky-faced old man, And why he looked so crankyI didn't understand. Just why he looked at ME that wayWas more than I could seeUntil I came to realizeThat cranky man was ME!
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At Work Joke
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're not workinghard enough. Build huge piles of documents around yourworkspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the sameas today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high andwide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, burythe document you'll need halfway down in an existing stackand rummage for it when he/she arrives.
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Dumb Joke
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
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Monster Joke
What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
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