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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Situations Humor
A guy says to a salesgirl, 'I want to buy some toilet paper. 'She says, 'What color?'He says, 'Just give me white. I'll color it myself. '
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Pay good teachers good money
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Car and train Joke
Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
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Women Joke
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Dumb Joke
The little boy asked his dad one evening, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?''I don't know, son, ' he said. 'I'm still paying for it. '
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Hire the Handicapped. . . Were fun to watch!!
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Dirty Joke
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. 'You'll never get that worm back in his hole, ' said the old man. Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He ran into the laundry room and came back with a can of spray starch. After a few sprays, the worm was as stiff as a board and Billy was able to slide him back into the earth. 'Billy! You're a genius, ' exclaimed grampa. He hugged Billy, gave him a dollar out of his pocket, grabbed the starch, and ran inside. Thirty minutes later, grampa comes back out smiling. He gives Billy another dollar. 'Grampa, ' said the boy, 'You already gave me a dollar. ''No, ' replied grampa, 'That dollar's from grandma!'
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Clean Joke
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, 'We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you will survive. 'The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers, 'God Save The Queen, ' and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers, 'Viva La France, ' and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers, 'Remember the Alamo, ' and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
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