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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of comedy cafe newcastle and other funny jokes |
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Dog Joke - 1
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !
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Travel Joke
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
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Restaurant Joke
How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
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Golf Joke
An old boy in his nineties had worked for the golf club all his lfe. He was on his deathbed and he called his wife to bring an old shoe box that he'd always kept on top of the wardrobe. She tottered over, stood shakily on a chair and brought down the box. When she opened it she discovered 2 golf balls and about £300 pounds in cash. She asked him what it was all about. Well he quavered, every time I was unfaithful to you during our marriage I put a ball in the box. At first she was taken aback but then she thought, well goodness me, we've been married for seventy years and even I had the odd crush during that time. She says I forgive you, now tell me about this money? Well, he says, every time I got 3 balls I took them down the pro shop and got a quid for them!
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Funny College Joke
Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. 'Hi, ' said the voice, 'this is Rollie. Come on over, we're having a real wildass party. ' 'Shit, Ah'd shore love to, ' said Tad, 'but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea. ' 'Bring it along!' answered Rollie. 'The way thangs is goin
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I hate bumper stickers!
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Firefighter Joke
Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.
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Medical Joke
Two gynecologists meet at lunch. The first one says, 'I had a patient this morning witha clit like a dill pickle. The second one says, 'That big or that green?'The first one says, 'That Sour. '
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