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American Joke
Q: How do you kill a NY Giants fan when he's been drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head.
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Bumper Stickers - 1
If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
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Joke for Halloween
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them. A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car. It didn`t need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing. 'I`m blessing it, ' the priest replied. The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe.
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Sports Humor
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, 'What is your IQ?' to which the man answers, '241. ' 'That is wonderful!, ' says Albert. 'We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!' Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, 'What is your IQ?' to which the lady answers, '144. ' 'That is great!, ' responds Albert. 'We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!' Albert goes to another person and asks, 'What is your IQ?' to which the man answers, '51. ' Albert responds, 'How about them, Cowboys?'
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Frog Joke
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !
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Hunting Joke
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? 'Quack! Quack! Quack!'
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Sports Humor
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole '16
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