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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor message for you!
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Sport Joke
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. 'Bad day at the course?' his wife asked. 'Everything was going fine, ' he said. 'Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee. ' 'Oh, that's awful!' 'You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry. '
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Dog Joke - 2
What kind of dog only comes out at night?
A dusky husky!
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
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Time Joke
What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.
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Joke for Kids
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen he died?Five sailors died digging his grave.
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Politics Humor
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with along white beard, long white hair and carrying two stonetablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked, 'Aren't you Moses?' But the man wouldn't listen to himand continued walking. George asked him again, 'Aren'tyou Moses?' The old man continued ignoring him, eventurning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man'sarm, looks him right in the eye and insists, 'Answer me-- Aren't you Moses?' The man replies, 'I'm not sayingshit! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roamingthe desert for 40 years!'
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Car and train Joke
Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
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