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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Satire Joke
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, 'Mmmmm, I smell sausage. 'The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said 'Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes. 'The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Are you ready for this? :). . . . . . . . . . . . The baby mole said, 'The only thing I can smell is molasses!'
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Mom and Dad Joke
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, 'Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?'Tommy burst into tears and confessed, 'I think Mommy ate it!'
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Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
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Naughty Joke
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It all stems from the Paula Jones case. The spokesperson remarked that it would be impossible for a woman witha six inch nose to give a blow job to a person with a three inch dick.
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God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world
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Yo momma Joke
yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well. . .
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Situation Joke
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks 'what are you doing?' Indian says' Me tellum time. ' Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same. Says 'You telling time?' yup' 'how can you tell time like that?' Indian says 'workum like sundial, readum shadow'. Cowboy, incredulous, rides on. Encounters Indian in trail masturbating. Cowboy says 'let me guess, you're telling time too. ' Indian says ' Nope. But me windum clock!'
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Christmas Joke - 1
It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. 'Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?' Well, Santa is very busy and so he's slightly annoyed by this trivial question, so he snaps at her, 'Put them by the front door, and stop bothering me. I'm trying to get some work done. ' He starts back to work, but a few minutes later an elf barges in. 'Santa, we got all the toys wrapped, what should we do with them?' Santa snaps, 'Stick 'em in the sleigh! Can't you see I'm trying to get ready? I don't want any more interruptions!' But sure enough, as soon as he starts back to work, there is another interruption. An angel, standing at the door, says, 'Santa, I have your Christmas tree. Where would you like me to put it?' And this is where we get the tradition of placing an ange l on top of the Christmas tree.
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