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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Friendship Joke
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by Richard
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Business Joke
Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Murphy and said. Manager: 'Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the American the job'Murphy: 'And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish I should get the job!'Manager: 'We have made our decisions not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed. 'Murphy: 'And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?'Manager: 'Simple, the American put down on question #'5
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Dumb Joke
PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI- System Can't See It BASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM- I Blame Microsoft CD-ROM- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2- Obsolete Soon, Too. WWW- World Wide Wait MACINTOSH- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs PENTIUM- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics COBOL- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language WINDOWS- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System MICROSOFT- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
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Joke Online
If K-Tel sold toasters. . . They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu knives.
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Strange Humor
Dear Sister, This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented females. Unlike other chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy to 5 of your friends who are equally tired and discontented, then bundle up your husband/boyfriend. Send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list you will receive '16
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Easter Joke
Would you like something from my Easter basket? 'Sure!' 'Here. Have some plastic grass. '
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Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
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