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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of comedy audio clips and other funny jokes |
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Technology Joke
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
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Answer me this Joke
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
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Weather Joke
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.
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Food and Drink Joke
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead. '
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Monster Joke
What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.
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Marriage Joke
Isaac and Sarah got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, Sarah immediately telephoned her mother Leah.
'Well,' said Leah, 'how was the honeymoon,darling?'
'Oh mom,' Sarah replied, 'the honeymoon was fantastic. It was so romantic, and . . and. . . '
Then Sarah started to cry. 'Oh mom, as soon as we got back, Isaac started using terrible language. He said things I'd never hoped to hear, all those 4-letter words. Please mom, get into your car now and come and take me home. '
'Calm down, darling,' said Leah, 'tell your mother what could be that awful. Don't be shy, tell me what 4-letter words Isaac used. '
'Please mom, I'm too embarrassed to tell you, they're terrible words. Just come and take me away. ' said Sarah.
'But bubeleh, you must tell me, you must tell me what the 4-letter words were. '
Still crying, Sarah replies, 'Oh mom, he used words like WASH, COOK, IRON, DUST, . . . '
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Animal World
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
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Dog Joke - 2
Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.
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