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Various animal Joke
Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second hiker says, 'What are you doing?' The first responds, 'I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it. ' The second says, 'Are you crazy? Don't you know you can't outrun a bear? The first guy says, 'I don't have to outrun the bear. . . I only have to outrun you!'
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Father Joke
These are real comments made by teachers on their student report cards.
1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your ch
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Car and train Joke
My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over.
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Yo momma Joke
yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs though, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his back. That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke; the broken glass carved up his back terribly. Yet, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up terribly. He then repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed. The next morn ing, his head was hurting, his back was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom. 'Well, you really tied one on last night, ' she said. 'Where'd you go?' 'I worked late, ' he said, 'and I stopped off for a couple of beers. ' 'A couple of beers? That's a laugh, ' she replied. 'You got plastered last night. Where did you go?' 'What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?' 'Well, ' she replied, 'my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror. '
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side.
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Sport Joke
Golfer: 'I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake. ' Caddy: 'I doubt you could keep your head down that long. '
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